This episode includes an original country music song, called Keep Your Commandments To Yourself.

The lyrics:

The Ten Commandments are not American. Keep your Commandments to yourself. The Ten Commandments are thousands of years old. Keep your Commandments to yourself.

I don't want your creepy Christian preachers bothering my children. I don't want your pushy Christian preachers running through our schools. Keep your Commandments in your pants, Reverend. A school is not a church. Keep your Commandments to yourself.

The 10 Commandments have nothing to do with our laws. Keep your Commandments to yourself. The 10 Commandments are ancient and irrelevant. Keep your Commandments to yourself.

I don't want your creepy Christian preachers bothering my children. I don't want your pushy Christian preachers running through our schools. Keep your Commandments in your pants, Reverend.

I do not send my kids to school to learn some superstitious imaginary history about spirits from the skies and laws against artistic freedom. What the heck Louisiana? The more you push your old religion at us the more we walk away. The more you push Christian nonsense at us the more we walk away.

Don't you get it? A school is not a church.

I don't want your creepy Christian preachers bothering my children.

What the heck is wrong with Louisiana?

Keep your Commandments in your pants, Reverend.