This episode of the podcast Stop Christian Nationalism includes a new song as part of our series of Country Music Against Christian Nationalism. The name of this song is Fortune Cookie Witchcraft. Can you guess what it’s about?

The lyrics:

There's a woman

a faith healer

says she fights demons

a scene stealer

uses magic to stop the rain

shouts to Jesus to heal your pain

says she can take the dead

out of their graves

and make them live again.

We all know

that's not reality.

No one has magic powers.

There are no spells.

No monsters.

No demons.

No zombies.

But there's more

She says fortune cookies

are a kind of witchcraft.

She says fortune cookies

are an evil spell and that

if you eat fortune cookies

you'll go to hell

because those fortune cookies

are made by witches.

Not the cute kind

but the evil kind

that consorts

with Satan.

Fortune cookie witches

are going to get you.

Fortune cookie witches

will take you to hell.

So this woman

who is afraid of evil cookies.

is not a normal kind

of religious kooky.

She's part of Donald Trump's campaign

Trump has mentioned her by name

She is helping Donald Trump

climb out of his grave

to become President again.

She says fortune cookies

are a kind of witchcraft.

She says fortune cookies

are an evil spell and that

if you eat fortune cookies

you'll go to hell

because those fortune cookies

are made by witches.

Not the cute kind

but the evil kind

that consorts

with Satan.

I don't want

a President

who gets

advice

from

crazy people

who believe

fortune cookies

are evil

the work of the Devil.

I want a President

who lives in reality.

No Donald Trump

for me.

Please.