Is Jesus A Registered Voter?
To the Christian Nationalists who demand that their claims that the United States is owned by an invisible cosmic spirit who wants everyone to vote Republican be taken seriously, I say this:
I will listen to your arguments in favor of Christian Nationalism as soon as you show me Jesus’s birth certificate and voter registration.
You see, I am beginning to suspect that Jesus is not an American citizen, and has no standing to interfere in our country’s politics.